Wednesday, July 12, 2006
WTH
ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT DID I DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I DIN DO ANYTHING WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WASN'T STUDY GEOGRAPHY IN CLASS YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION I WAS KEEPING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UNDER MY DESK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE TEXTBOOK WAS ON MY LAP TOO ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STUDY AND HIGHLIGHT AND WRITE ON MY TEXTBOOK ON MY LAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND NOW I HAVE TO CHANGE MY SEAT IN CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DON'T BLAME ME IF I LAUGH IN CLASS EVEN MORE THAN EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANYWHERE I GO IT WILL BE THE SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND IT'S NOT OLIVIA'S OR MY FAULT THAT I CAN'T PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS RECENTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S BECAUSE I SLEPT LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU KNOW I SLEEP AT WHAT TIME?????!!!!!!!!!!!
2-3PM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO CALCULATE MATH??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'VE ONLY GOT
THREE TO FOUR HOURS OF SLEEP
ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO DON'T BLAME OLIVIA FOR INFLUENCING ME AND TEACHING ME TO BECOME A BAD PERSON OR WHATEVER, COS I
COULDN'T CONCENTRATE IN CLASS BECAUSE I LACKED SLEEP, AND PLUS!!!!!!!!!
I HAVE NOT ENOUGH BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO I'M ALWAYS GIDDY, SO NOT OLIVIA'S AND MY FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND TO THINK THAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE A NICE TEACHER INITIALLY, WHEN EVERYONE ELSE THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE LOUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GAVE YOU A CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I DID SO MUCH TO HELP YOU, AND THIS IS WHAT YOU REPAY ME
Monday, July 10, 2006
I never knew CATS were ALCOHOLICS
oh my god, lolz:) look at that cat man, what kind of a cat is that??? o.O
lo and behold, the new generation of cats, becoming like man, drinking and smoking somemore, lolz:)
i'll prefer if they drink plain water or milk, i think that wud b better, and less FREAKIER, lolz:)))
Sunday, July 09, 2006
lame golf course joke :p
hahax:))) the wheels become like brakes, diaoz, hahax:))) nice coloured picture:))) that's why i like this picture, hahax:))) juz jokin:))) of course it's funny too:)))
don't think that sharks are stupid!
hahax:)) don't this photo look familiar to you? hahax:))) i find it sooper familiar, like i've seen it before somewhere... hhmmmm...
oh i know!!!!
i think when i was sec1 either ms phua or mrs lee showed my class this picture, hahax:))) if i'm not wrong
-_-
IRONIC
hahax:) this answering machine joke thing is so ironic, and funny of course at the same time, since it's supposed to be a joke. find out what i mean by reading what i typed at the bottom.
Answering machine message
You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message." That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short. I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call me...
I hope you people got the joke, hahax:)))
Top Ten Signs The Concert You're Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
From "Late Show with David Letterman" on Tuesday, August 9, 1994
1. It's hosted by Ed McMahon.
2. "Amplifiers" are just enormous dixie cups.
3. Every song contains a plug for Green Giant frozen vegetables.
4. You're asked to put on a hat and sunglasses and the next thing you know, you're being introduced as Bob Dylan.
5. One word: polkas.
6. Guy sitting next to you brought a glove and has caught three foul balls.
7. "Santana" turns out to be a jolly bearded guy with a sackful of presents.
8. They're playing "May we turn the hose on you, please?" [All night Dave sprayed the crowd which gathers outside for each night's show with a hose.]
9. You spot Rush Limbaugh stage-diving.
10. The crowd is chanting, "Tito! Tito! Tito!"
SCHOOL JOKE OF THE DAY ^_^
The following are only learned from college:
1. You meet the type of people you only thought
existed in the movies.
2. You learn to sleep with light, noise, extreme temps, and roommates
snoring.
3. You don't have to cover your textbooks anymore.
4. You become a juggler with the balance between school, friends, girls, activities, work, parties...
5. You live for chicken finger day at the cafeteria.
6. People that were geeks in high school seem okay now.
7. You begin to realize that college is about the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes.
8. You get good at rationalizing on whether to do homework or not (usually not).
9. Procrastination becomes an art.
10. Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires (for example, see # 12).
JOKE OF THE DAY ^_^
A pirate at the local bar discusses his pastA seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off." "Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off." "Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate."You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously. "Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with my hook"
Saturday, July 08, 2006
HAHAHAHAHAHA XD
hahax:)))omigod,look at the poor horse, instead of it lifting the load, the load is lifting it instead!!!
hahax:)))))
too bad horsey, hahax:)))
looks like you gotta take extra lessons with Superman:)))
hahax:)))
do you understand this joke???? o.O
Are the pilots flying blind?
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.
The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses.
At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway.
The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.
Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.
When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.
Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we aren't going to know when to take off!"
JOKES TIME!!!
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip. The guy says, "I'll bet you my tab double or nothing that I can bite my eye." The bartender accepts the bet, and the guy pulls out his glass eye and bites it.
He has a few more drinks and asks for his bill again. The bartender reports that his bill now is thirty dollars plus tip. He bets the bartender he can bite his other eye. The bartender accepts knowing the man can't possibly have two glass eyes. The guy then proceeds by taking out his false teeth and biting his other eye.
Friday, July 07, 2006
HAHAX:)))
heys! hahas:))) i added some new features to the right hand column of my blog! do go and check them out, hahax:))) and did you see another mysterious pet that i added? hahax:))) it's to accompany my adopted dog pet, Star! haahx:))) actually i alrdy have a puppy called Star in real life le, hahax:))) i say he much more cuter than the cartoon, lolz:))) hahax:))) of course:))) cartoons are so ... square??? hahax:))) whereas real life Star is hopping and happy and cute! :))) hahax:))) i love him so!:))) hahax:)))
"Star light, Star bright, you shall be my star tonight..."
heyxx!!! hahax:))) add me on your friendster accounts if you have not:))) it's my email address: stressed_91@hotmail.com
hahax:)))
i'm so glad!!! i adopted a pet today, hahax:))) wanna see it??? ;)))
Monday, July 03, 2006
WOAH
hahax:) WOAH. hahax:) cool:) hahax, juz jokin, hahax:)
i slept super early yesterday, like at about 9pm, cant believe it, i missed mapling at night, man! XP
sigh, too bad then, hahax:) i even forgot to brush my teeth yesterday night, cos i slept so late, haiz -.-
ooo, lynn is sending me instant msg from msn msnger. haax:)
haiz, i'm sooper bored, haiz:(
shud i go see the doctor again about my 'middle finger'???
hahax:) mayb not :(
i still rmb the TORTUROUS PAIN i went through -.-
hahax:) tomorrow got bio practical test, gotta go study liao, hahax:) i sooper guai one, hahax:)
juz jokin:) this is called egoistic man, hahax:)
Sunday, July 02, 2006
HOW CAN I FORGET???
hahax:) sorry, forgot to tell you guys that if you have a blog, and it's not indicated under the 'Friends' column, pls tag at the tag board your blog address and notify me:) and be rest assured i will add your link, sorry for the inconvenience caused:(
*yaawwwnnn*
i am sooper tired -_- now is like 3am, hahax, sigh-_-
i'm going to be a panda the next morning, hahax:)
at least people can finally get to see a panda in Singapore, hahax, that's something you don't see everyday right? ;)
hahax:) i was juz jokin, hahax:) i hope i dun become a panda, hahax:) but they are sort of cute, hahax:) Sichuan, China have a lot of pandas, took like over 50 photos of pandas there -_- not my fault, hahax:) too bad singapore dun have:(
i'm listening to Avril Lavigne "Don't Tell Me".hahax:) so depressing :( haiz
my neck is aching, sigh:(
my third finger looks like it's going from bad to worse, from one blue-black spot to three blue-black spots when i took out the bandage -_- sigh
looks like i might have to go and visit the doctor again -_- like he said, haiz:(
Saturday, July 01, 2006
JOKE:) Why are men happier?
Men are just simply happier people, and here is why...
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all of your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
*yawwnn*
guess wat time i'm typing this:p
it's 2.20am now.
i muz b mad
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